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helenofeddis:

last-snowfall:

star-anise:

theleaveswant:

castielsbottledgrace:

jibblyuniverse:

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

Bald eagles are not only not endangered, they’re no longer even mildly threatened, and are in fact in the process of taking over Alaska.

WELL THEN.

*dying*

"Thank god Bucky’s back, we were worried about the Bald Eagles for a while there."

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thesassiestsamwinchester:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliff shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

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batsonthebrain:

nanner:

matafari:

shewolfs:

#THE BIGGEST ‘FUCK YOU’ IN THE HISTORY OF GAME OF THRONES

#good thing winter is coming #gonna need some ice on that burn

And Tyrion’s just like “Respect.”

If anyone can appreciate the value of a well delivered backhanded compliment, it’s Tyrion.

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"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations."

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meckamecha:

squiddleparty:

discofountain:

Skyrim.

What was expected.

What we got.

just as good

Better, really.

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brolinskeep:

armazing:

i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

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detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

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malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

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