Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born
No wonder they’re endangered.
Bald eagles are not only not endangered, they’re no longer even mildly threatened, and are in fact in the process of taking over Alaska.
"Thank god Bucky’s back, we were worried about the Bald Eagles for a while there."
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliff shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations."
— (via fawun)
(Source: a--failure, via autovekotin)
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
(Source: erejearmin, via ladyofthelake)
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
(Source: ruinmarks, via princeshunn)